I’m sitting in my hotel room, it’s raining outside and I’m relaxing with a cold one… and still, The Brother 7820N printer pisses me off.
If they sent the Brother 7820N printer back in time to change history, history would not be changed, it would simply be stuck.
The Brother 7820N printer auditioned for the role of Col. Jack O’Neil in the STARGATE SG-1 TV series, but lost the role to Richard Dean Anderson. The Brother 7820N Printer’s range was limited. Limited. COMPARED TO RICHARD DEAN ANDERSON.
The Brother 7820N Printer voted for Ralph Nader back in 2004.
Mexicans don’t like the Brother 7820N Printer. The Brother 7820N Printer’s feelings toward Mexicans… remain unclear.
Bruce Lee once tried to devise a martial art based on the mechanics of the Brother 7820N Printer, but abandoned the project as he realized it involved one sticking one’s foot up their own ass.
The Brother 7820N drinks the cheapest, crappiest beer on the planet: Miller Genuine Draft.
If shit got the Brother 7820N Printer on it, shit would wipe it off.
That printer’s gotta be made of jam, cuz jelly don’t jam like that.
2 comments:
Hulk Smash! Leebo gets more material for the blog, and Bruce would just shoot the sumbitch! Can't hire some Franciscan monks to be your own copy service??? Go have a beer or 10!
I Hate Printers. That being said, I can't imagine how that P.O.S. must be. Why not take it out back and go Office Space on it?
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