- I always thought there were very few things more beautiful than a guy throwing a perfect pass with a football and another guy making a perfect catch. Then I saw linguere football with hot chicks throwing not so perfect passes and making not so perfect catches. Holy crap, was I wrong.
- I've seen more hotel rooms in the last 3 years than I have seen in my entire life. I understand how people get burned out on the road now.
- Buen-pre-vecho means enjoy your food. That's about all the Spanish I've learned in Miami so far.
- Only in Miami do you see a car with a business promotion on it and on the back of the car it says "We speak English, too!!!!" I'm not kidding. I've actually seen this.
- I have heard various people in my life talk about going to jail in a haphazard fashion. This boggles my mind to this day. To this day, I can't think of anything worse than going to jail. Maybe it was my parents, and my wierd facination with super-heroes... But going to jail is bad. I get that. It's insane to me how others don't.
- I was in a restaraunt and they played Sinatra and then right afterwards, they played Boston.... and it segwayed really, really well. Wierd.
- Here's how much I care about the World Series: they already played 2 games of it before I found out what teams were playing.
- Pam, one of the lovely barkeeps at Anthony's told me about her skimpy Wonder Woman costume for Halloween and the mental picture of Pam in a skimpy Wonder Woman costume just appeals to me.... on so many levels.
- The 70's were right...love really is like oxygen.
- I thought about going out this Halloween as Flava Flav, but nixed the idea for three reasons: I could never lower my IQ that far, I actually brush my teeth and I'm still relavent.
- When I see an ad for Michael Jackson's "This is it", I really hope that, indeed, this is truly, really "it". Because in regards to him, I was over "it" a long damn time ago. They should make a sequel called "This Is After It" where absoluetly nothing happens and many people are grateful.
I was looking at a Moosehead beer promo hanging on the wall of Tom's Sports Pub...it's the Moosehead logo with a fake moose head protruding from the middle of it. And the marketing gimmick truly works. I want another beer...and I really want to kill a moose. And for some wierd reason, right now I wanna do Sarah Palin.
Everything has changed, man everthing is changing.
Fuck it, Dude. Let's go bowling.
