MY MIND IS WANDERING....
I think a good name for a band would be Clattering Shatner.
I had someone say that I shouldn't wear my "Remember The Alamo" T-shirt around the Mexicans I work with. I replied "Why? They won, didn't they?"
To date, no Mexican I work with has been traumatized by my "Remember the Alamo" T-Shirt.
Why would the cleaning people in my hotel clean the room but leave the pizza box? Twice?
There's really no berry in the world like a blueberry. Unless you count all those other berries.
When you attack a Mexican guy wearing a wrestling mask, they draw their knife, but they don't cut you, they smile and think you're really, really cool.
I think when people in British Columbia are asking you a month ahead of time when you are going to British Columbia, it bodes well for a real good time in British Columbia.
I can't wait to go somewhere where there are no deer heads on the walls. I don't like looking at walls that look back.
Bruce Nessler, I'm glad you looked me up you crazy sunnuvabitch. I'm looking forward to the clink.
When you haven't had it for 2 weeks, my God, it's amazing what 8 hours of sleep will do.
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