Thursday, January 31, 2008

The boldest Super Bowl Prediction EVER.

Well, not so much.

Here we are, at the end of the worst football season I have ever experienced. If you need clarification, know this: I’m a Miami Dolphins fan.

So not only have I had the pleasure of watching Cam Cameron reduce my team to a 1-15 steaming turd (we were lucky to win one game), I’ve had to watch the freaking Patriots match the Dolphins 1972 undefeated record.

The freakin' Patriots. Yeesh.

I guess it could be worse. It could have been the Bills or the Jets.

It has been a miserable season for The Leeman. But we have a Tuna in Miami now, and we will be competitive soon, of that, I am quite sure. How 'bout those Miami Cowboys?

And now, this monsterous abortion of a season, it all gets wrapped up on Sunday.

I have no reason to believe that the Pats will come this close and not make it all the way. I will be rooting for the G-Men, but I don’t think a G-Men win is gonna happen.

The one way it can happen is…. PUNCH TOM BRADY IN THE MOUTH. If the Giants sackmeisters can get to him, rattle him, and get in his face…. The G-Men have a chance.

That having been said, I don’t think the G-Men have a chance. Pats 35 Giants 23. It should be over by the third quarter.

We’ll take that order of perfect season with a side dish of asterisk, please.

And we’ll see you next year.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Asterix?! For what?

Spygate? Apparently you didn't see any of the games AFTER spygate.

The Big Leeboski said...

Apparently, Mike Guerdon.... YER A GOCK!