Well, I'm back from vaycay. And I can honestly say I know how NOT to begin and end a vacation.
It started last Friday after work, when after being stuck behind an accident for an hour, I got re-routed to the Polk County Parkway and immediately got a ticket for going 72 MPH in a 60 MPH zone. In speaking with the fine patrolman, it was apparent that a.) I don't have boobs and b.) it probably wouldn't have helped as he was the stiffest sunuvabitch ever. I got a $156 dollar ticket. That's $13 dollars a mile over the speed limit. Folks, this wasn't about speeding, this was about an asshole filling a quota. FHP.... No sir, I don't like you.
I ended vacation with a terrific head cold the likes of which haven't been seen since my last terrific head cold.
So, in between, I had a great time. The beginning and end, not so much.
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