Figure 55: Joey Porter displays his gigantic cakehole... and for a change he's backing it up!Dolphans.... it's true. We BEAT The hated Buffalo Bills.
Let me clarify that: we BEAT them. It wasn't that the Bills (5-2) lost. They were BEATEN. By the Dolphins (3-4).
Say it. BEATEN.
Feels good, doesn't it?
Of course, the talking heads in the sports media will, again, ignore the fact that the Dolphins are on the rise. That the Phins have solidly beaten 3 really good teams. That the minds behind this organization have a solid plan.
Joey Porter has 10 1/2 sacks on the year. Ronnie Brown has been a big-time player. Chad Pennington has one of the highest QB percentages in the NFL. The defense (when it shows up) shows up. And OMG, Ted Ginn Jr., what a MONSTER day. Could Cam Cameron have been right about him? Who cares? Cam Cameron is gone and besides, he's a wuss. Screw Cam Cameron and everybody who looks like Cam Cameron. And if you look like Cam Cameron, you have big problems. You should smash your face into a wall.
The mainstream media will not tell you that this team is going places. ESPN certainly won't mention it, as it has nothing to do with the view of what's going on from inside Brett Farve's colon.
ESPN is a joke. ESPN should stand for Expertly Sucking the Pee-pee of Number 5.
But, listen here.
If this keeps up, they may even get some asses in some seats.
You can Tuna a piano, and with apologies to Little Feat, you CAN Tuna Phish!
GO DOLPHINS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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