DOLPHANS, ALL IS WELL and other ominous warnings from The Duder

Much to get to.

I haven’t been on this blog in a week.

Not because of anything dramatic or obtuse, just mainly because I’VE BEEN FREAKING BUSY, OK?

Yeesh.

OK, to quote Josh Randall, let’s go.

- Do not fear, Dolphans, the Texas edged out one. We’re still heading in the right direction. Think about last year and Sunday’s game looks like the Super Bowl. With Hot Chicks. And Beer and Chips. And Dip. We have good football people running this team, and the new crazy-ass Wildcat formation still has its gimmick luster. For now. It’ll get figured out. We’re fine. Sit back and enjoy the ride.

- On the Grudiron: my yearly battle with Grudly Mankinko on The Grudiron finds us tied at 52 games each. I need 34 points or less on the Monday Nighter. We both have the G-Men beating the Browns tonight. Mike Guerdon…. I shall defend my rightful title of the Grudiron… and at the end of the season…. I shall remain Champion. If ya smell…. What The Leeman’s cookin’. Oh, and yer a gock.

- Frisky Friskenson, the friskiest girl I know…. Wherever you are when you read this…. Know this: you’re the friskiest girl I know. Thanks for being my fucking lady friend, man.

- AN OPEN COMMENT TO BDN: The clink will happen soon. I need to get with you on that. Expect my people to contact your people. Let get this deal done, son. OK.

- I am currently downloading pics from LEEBO DOES AMERICA 2008 and will post some soon. I got some gems. I’m still recovering. What an awesome experience.

- Mike Guerdon gave me Al Davis fodder. Who am I not to share it? From the good folk at BANG! Cartoons.

I think that’s everything. I need a beverage.