Tuesday, October 7, 2008

HOW 'BOUT THEM DOLPHINS?


It's not a dream.

It's not an illusion.

Your Miami Dolphins just beat both teams that were in the AFC Championship Game last year.

Patriots. Chargers. Not exactly lightweights, Dude.

Both beaten Soundly. By your Miami Dolphins.

Chad Pennington is one of the most accurate passers in the NFL.

Ronnie Brown is on fucking FIRE.

The defense is one helluva pleasant suprise.

The Wildcat formation is innovation and supreme game calling. Our coaching staff and organization is comprised of REAL FOOTBALL MEN.

We beat the Patsies.

We beat the Chargers.

We beat their asses.

Not "they lost to the Dolphins". No.

We beat them. Solidly.

1-15? A distant memory.

Cam Cameron? A fleeting moment worth forgetting.

Nick Saban? A proven poser. Fuck him and everybody who looks like him.

Your Miami Dolphins have turned the corner.


They're having fun. They've got some swagger.

And they're winning games. Against good teams.

Long-suffering Dolphins fans, the time has come. The Tuna has arrived with Coach Tony Soprano and he's gonna have every other opposing team whacked. HOWYOULIKEUSNOW?

All you nay-syers, all you bums who show no repsect for a good young team heading in the right direction, The Leeman says this to you now:

The Miami Dolphins are back.

Game on, bitch.

GO DOLPHINS!

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