Random kaos thoughts!!!!

Hi.

Haven't done a lot of blogging/posting in the last few weeks. Been busy when I get home on the weekends.

Don't have a lot to say. Do have some random thoughts.

- Your Miami Dolphins have finally chalked up a win. I am pleased, regardless of how the season goes. It's already been a great year in the NFL. Perhaps, I'm just being Zen. But I love life.

- Ronnie Brown, I really appreciate what you bring to the Dolphins.
Thank you, you completely ignored by the media awesomely productive sumbitch.

- The Florida Gators are #1 and for real. What a great time to be a member of Gator Nation. GO GATORS!!!

- If there is one thing that I have noticed lately, it's bartenders who don't look at the bar. I'm serious. From a bar that holds 15 to 300 plus people, from Vancouver BC to Miami, FL, I have been to many a bar recently where the bartender does NOT look at their bar. Many a sad folk with tender, empty glass have tasted dust because of these neglective miscreants. Barkeep, these are my words, hear them: I learned from the greatest barkeep ever to WATCH YER BAR. You might get tipped. Or stalked, like Michelle. Either way, drunks benefit.

- Oh, and Michelle now has a boyfriend that is 40ish and has a good job. Hope he pays the electric. I keed.... because she is still my friend. Damn it. I'm done hanging out at her mailbox and reading her mail, though, that's for damn sure. Sigh.

- I know I'm a total and complete dweeb/nerd/geek when I see a children's comic called "Supergirl's Adventures In The 8th Grade" and I briefly wonder if its part of the DC Universe continuity.

- I love David Letterman now more than ever. And I've always loved the guy. And I'm not going to apologize for it.

- Brett Farve, after the game against the Pack, I have decided you are still THE MAN. Do it again against them in the frozen tundra later this year and there will truly be no doubt.

- I was asked by someone how many foreign countries I have visited and I was honest about it. I have been to 4 foreign countries: Mexico, The Bahamas, Canada and Miami.

- I think Campbell Brown on CNN is hot but I'm really not sure why.

- I have decided that I need to be more athletic. Therefore in the mornings, I roll off one side of the bed, then stretch, then go back to bed for at least 15 minutes, then roll off the other side of the bed. It seems to be working because I feel a lot more tired than usual.

- Miami needs more driving lanes. And they have plenty of driving lanes.

- There are too many people in Miami. When you have to shoot somebody to park, it's just gotten out of hand.

- According to Wikipedia, there are 362,470 people in Miami. The racial demo in Miami is 66% Hispanic, 12 % White, 22% Other and 85% Superficial.

- I'm tired of drunk people's issues. I'm drunk. I have issues. That doesn't stand in the way of me having a completely great time. It shouldn't stand in the way of you having a completely great time either.

- I am one of the few people in Doral, Florida that speaks English. Occasionally, I like to approach people here in "broken" English and ask if they speak Lithuainian. It REALLY fucks them up. And now they know how I feel.

- If there's one thing I have little tolerance for anymore, it's people that react to a problem by coming at me like I'm trying to hurt them. It's not constructive and it pisses me off. I have a message for people who come at me with attitude from here on out: F YOU. Because, God help me, I've tried to reason with people that do this for way too long and it has worked out... well, not so much. So, we're going to try it this way for a while. Again, those of you who approach me badly, FU. The voice of experience has spoken.

- I need a damn IPOD.

- Bruce Nessler, these are my words, hear them: We are gonna have a great time at the Robin Trower gig. I guaran-damn- tee it.