(Figure 12-1, Tim Tebow says CHOMP, CHOMP.)
Nick Saban, meet Karma.
Not long ago, Nick Saban screwed the Miami Dolphins. He lied to them, he lied to his coaches, he lied to the media. He showed himself to be a man of very little integrity. This really shouldn't have suprised anyone, as he is good friends with that cheating ass coach of the Patriots.
Nick Saban has earned his bad reputation, from hosing the Dolphins (and yes, we're better off without him), to hosing Michigan State, back in the day.
There's a story that when Saban left Michigan State for LSU, he sent a plane back to Michigan and told his coaches that if any one of them wanted to follow him to LSU, they could. The plane returned to Louisiana empty. I don't know if it's true, but this is the guy who said he would NOT be coaching the Tide when he was with the Phins and then bolted to Bama and informed his coaching staff in Miami by fax. So, it seems within the confines of reality.
The career of Nick Saban is littered with folks he's lied to and stepped on. Today, a huge foot stepped on him. And that foot was named Tim Tebow.
The game lived up to it's hype. And in the end, The Florida Gators layethed the smacketh down on Nick Saban's candy-ass.
I work with a guy who speaks kind of broken English. I was tailgating with the PT, watching the game at my Company X-Mas party, on the blueberry farm. This guy walked up to me, when the Gators were losing the game, and he said "Oooooo... the Alligators are losing..." I about lost it laughing.
But they weren't losing at the end of this game.
I love the Gators. And them winning the SEC Championship is quite grand. But it pales in comparison to watching them kick Nick Saban in the crotch.
Tonight, Gator Nation and Dolphin Nation combine and rejoice. And I am there. And I am loving it.
Karma, meet Nick Saban.
And Karma's name is Tim Tebow.
Kick ass.
Get bent, Nick Saban. The loss you feel is Ambrosia to all Dolphin and Gator fans. YOU ABSOLUTELY SUCK.
And Go Alligators!
(Figure 00 - Human Turd Nick Saban dejectedly walks from the field and is probably thinking of screwing the Tide over now. He's a dick.)
2 comments:
Pro footbal loyalties, I have none. College football I have 2. I am a Georgia Bulldog by birth and by blood. My life experience however is mostly Florida. I cheer for my Dawgs first. There is only 1 day that I refuse to cheer for Florida. That is during the Florida Georgia game. This year when Georgia fell by the wayside I was cheering for Florida to go all the way. In order one last time, Georgia then Florida then any other SEC team.
It's GREAT to be a Florida (Alli) Gator!!
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