And the WINNER of the 2008 Grudiron matchup between me and Grudly Mandinko is.....Well, what a suprise. It's me. ME. MEEEEEEE.
This places, for another year, the coveted and undisputed Grudiron Champion ship belt squarely when it belongs: around my georgous waist.
If the damn belt fit around my georgous waist, I mean. Consider it a New Years Resolution.
5 out of 6 years we have been here with Leebo in Victory Lane. The prize: dinner and drinks at the Winner's choice.
And the Winner is me. Me. ME. MEEEEEEE.
By 4 games. It was never that close.
Grud was up by a few games early, but like the cream The Leeman is, I rose to the top and layethed the smacketh down on Mike G's bottom-feeding prognosticating candy ass. (That's right. I called you Mike G. Ya gock.)
I don't know where I will make Mike G. (also known as "Tim") take me for dinner. The one lone time he won, he made me take him to Shula's.
I thought that was pretty damn cool until I got the bill.
45 dollars for the "Shula Cut". Two Shula Cuts and two beers each was over a hundred bucks.
I remember taking a dump the next morning and thinking "That was the Shula Cut".
45 bucks. Nothing left but a quick flush.
I won't hurt my dear friend like that. In fact, his recent actions indicate that I should really just have him take me to breakfast.
Waffles, anyone?
2 comments:
How about Joe's Stone Crab?! A manly dinner in South Beach. Maybe then you'll quit yer bitchin' about Shula's.
Nah, probably not.
Yer da crab.
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