Wednesday, September 3, 2008

THINGS I LOVE ABOUT BRITISH COLUMBIA: Sammy J. Peppers and Earl's


Sammy J. Peppers and Earl's are notable for two things: good food and GEORGOUS girls.

Earl's is a nice restaraunt. The one in Abbotsford is cool, pictured is the one in Vancouver. The girls (commonly known as the Ealrs Girls) are legendary. I have found many of them to be a little stuck up, though, a drawback to be sure. But for sheer, lurid, wretched, perverted ogling, Earl's can't be beat.

Sammy J's is right next to the Super 8, making the phrase "it's always great at the Super 8" much more relevant. The women in there are phenominal. However, last year they were very friendly, but this year, not so much. Don"t know why. I do know this, the friendliest one in there, Melissia from Argentina, is smokin' hot.

Unfortunately, after a few White Russsians (I was getting in touch with my inner Dude) I called her "Michelle". Not only did she NOT find that amusing, it convinced me that my obsession with Michelle at Applebee's in Florida is becoming somewhat unhealthy.

One more quick note: There must be something in the water in the Pacific Northwest, because I was not prepared for how beautiful the women are up here. Unbelieveable.


Theeka, baby.

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