Friday, September 19, 2008

AN OPEN LETTER TO CHRISTIE CHRISTENSON

Hi. It's me. The Leeman.

Yes, I knew you when you were Christie Austin.

Christie Christenson, not so much.

That's too funny.

Christie Christenson.

Like a TV Weathergirl.

Or one of Batman or Superman's girlfriends.

Lois Lane. Lana Lang. Vickie Vale. Christie Christenson.

I will see you soon. It will be soon as the smoke clears from my recent arrival. See below for some details.

There's always smoke when I arrive. So much smoke. Like I just said SHAZAM or something.

Until then, I really look forward to seeing you again.

You. Christie Christenson.

Cheers.

--- The Big Leeboski

P.S. - Christie Christenson could also be an adult film star's name, but I didn't want to mention it. Thanks.

Now you know it's really me. :)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Have I ever told you how happy I am that I wrote that letter?

The Big Leeboski said...

You might have mentioned it once.