Monday, February 16, 2009

LEEBO’S MUSICOLOGY 101: Blues is Truth

We’re starting a new section here on THE LEEBO SHOW.

This is a part of the show called Leebo’s Musicology 101. It is meant to share my opinion and love of music with you, and you know who you are, whoever you are.

Right now, I am going through a very tough time. Music is helping me cope, with hope. So, I am going to talk a little about it.

The opinions expressed here are completely my own and should you disagree or be offended by them, well, kiss my ass, whoever you are.

If you don’t like it, bite me.

Today, we are going to talk about the Blues, specifically, we are going to talk about how it seems to be vanishing from the musical landscape due to an indifference by the inventors and purveyors of Blues Music, black people.

We are also going to discuss how, ironically, this great art form is having its torch carried by white people.

We are also going enlighten you on the irony of Blues music by explaining just how stupid black people and white people really are.

My favorite music is Blues music. I love The Blues. I listen to many kinds of music, but I always have one foot in the Blues pond. To me, it is the quintessential, purest form of music I have ever heard. I think it is one of the single greatest achievements of humanity as a whole.

In this difficult point in my life, nothing gives me more hope than The Blues. If you don’t understand that statement, you don’t understand The Blues and you probably never will. Go back to listening to NPR, rap and/or crap.

Blues music originated in the cotton field, where many called it the “work song”. People sung as they tended to the fields, the work songs being combinations of gospel, country and blues music. Keep this in mind, it will become important later.

In the 1910’s and 20’s, blues music started to be recorded, by folks like Hart Wand and W.C Handy. Later, Memphis’ Beale Street would feature Blues as a backdrop for their clubs, including the famous Cotton Club. The likes of Blind Lemon Jefferson, Tampa Red and of course, Robert Johnson flourished. For the next 30 years, Blues nurtured and flourished with Bessie Smith, “Ma” Rainey and Big Bill Broozy and many other greats.

Then in the 50’s, blues went electric, thanks to Muddy Waters. Then, holy shit, did it explode. And despite what many folk say it exploded because of a white guy who borrowed (not stole) the best that black music had to offer: Elvis Presley.




Flash-forward several years to me. Me. MEEEEEEEEEE.

Like most dumb white people, my blues influence started with Elvis Presley. This was the first Blues, and probably the only Blues played in my house when I was a kid. I didn’t know I was listening to Blues…. at the time, it was just The King. But it paved the way.

Then one night, when I was 15, at Ron Hammond’s house, I was at a party. And everyone was getting action from chicks except me and Paul Koch. All of them had adjourned to different rooms. Pauly was passed out drunk on the couch. He had gotten into somebody’s parents’ gin.

I had gotten into the gin too, but was nowhere near passout stage. So I went into Ron’s records (remember them?) and put on Ron’s big, Princess Leia-style headphones (remember them?) and listened to Eric Clapton’s JUST ONE NIGHT.

All 4 sides. (Remember sides?)

It changed me. And it was the start of 2 things: My lifelong love of Blues and my Giant, Toxic Liver.

I became Eric Clapton’s greatest fan (Sorry, Cheryl, it’s true.) I delved into blues and learned its roots. I grabbed all I could, and I soon realized, that rock music is blues-based. I heard blues in the music I was listening to, in Led Zeppelin, The Beatles, Jimi Hendrix and I sure as hell heard blues in the Stones and Cream. And don’t let anyone tell you AC/DC isn’t a blues band. They are.


Of course, I was listening to most music 10-15 years my junior at the time. I assure you, there is no blues in REO Speedwagon. Or Loverboy. That’s all crap.

I became aware of how far reaching this phenom was, and how important it was to American music. People like B.B. King, Buddy Guy, John Lee Hooker, Albert King, Robert Cray, Stevie Ray and Jimmy Vaughan, Junior Wells, Elmore James, Steve Miller and others became my mantra. Extremely important people to me, and instrumental in my development into the retard I am, I assure you.

Now here’s the kicker.

Black youth of today hate blues. Because it originated from the ‘work song” they consider it “slave music”. Yet, hip-hop and rap, which, in my opinion, represent nothing substantial, are their particular choice of music. And with most white youth as well.

You really get a viewpoint of when you see some pasty faced, little, zit-faced white guy at the red light blaring out crappy hip-hop music. Jeez, get fucking real, willya?

I sat at LEGEND’S in Chicago in the 80’s and talked personally with Buddy Guy. I told him there were too many white people in his club and he lamented to me on how black youth considers his art form “shit” and they totally disregard its merit. It hit home with me. Here, was an incredible artist who I respected and admired, lamenting, because youth in his race were rejecting him and what he cultivated, and loved.

WAKE UP, BLACK PEOPLE.

He said the same thing last Thursday night at Ruth Eckerd Hall. And indeed, B.B. King mentioned similar tidings. “Lord knows there’s no blues on the radio anymore.” Buddy said that. He’s right. That’s a future post.


And there was a substantial white contingent in the crowd for this show. And guess what? Here are two LEGENDS, performing brilliantly. And during BB’s show, it started to run a little toward midnight, on a work night, and ….many white people started walking out.

Hello? Walking out during the great BB King? I know you have to be at work tomorrow, but what the hell?

This man is a legend. At, 83, he has come out and performed at a VERY high level for you. And you want to beat traffic. You stupid, white people. You stupid, insipid, shallow white people.

WAKE UP, WHITE PEOPLE.

So, there you have it. Black people are stupid for ignoring their greatest contribution to music of the 20th century. And white people are stupid for walking out on its greatest artist to beat a little traffic.

Leebo on Beale Street, Memphis, TN


I’ll always have one foot in the Blues pond. I love the music. I love the way it evokes a response in me. I love everything about it. I love Blues. Blues is truth.

And I’ll never walk out on BB King.

Never.

Stupid white people.

And you’re damn right I got the Blues.

From my head down to my shoes.

Wednesday, February 4, 2009

Inspiration found in the strangest places...

I've been wrestling with a little depression.

With my job aburtply cut short and my persuit of another one, it's been trying.

Every once and while, some little thing will inspire me. Today was one of those days.

I was watching one of my favorite things on the planet, Joss Whedon's FIREFLY and SERENITY.

Yes, I'm a Browncoat, and I aim to misbehave.

And if you have never watched FIREFLY or SERENITY, you are missing out. And I don't like you. Because you're probably named "Gary". And fun is alien to you.

But I have been watching my DVD's and I love this show/movie. It's a western. And it's sci-fi. And the writing and characters are fantastic. I adore it.

And I'm watching this one episode.

At the end of the episode, I heard this. And it resonated. Because it's about survival, and that's precisely where I'm at right now.

It's my new mantra.

Because I'm here, now. And I've been here before. And we've all have been here. And it's important. It's damned important, especially in hard times.

And it goes kinda like this:

"We're still flying."

"That's not much."

"It's enough."

Hey, inspiration comes where it comes.

And when all this is over, and things get settled, well......I aim to misbehave.

And I'm taking some of you with me.

Monday, February 2, 2009

Leebo loves BURN NOTICE

I gotta start singing some praises here.

I normally don't like TV shows. I don't watch a lot of TV. Some WWE and some sci-fi reruns are about it.

But I fucking love BURN NOTICE on USA network. It has steadily become a show I can't wait to watch.

Just to summarize, a "burn notice" is something that a spy gets when he's been fired. I recently just got one myself.

When a spy gets a burn notice, he's trapped in the city he is in, with no identity, no funds, no job and no options. Believe me, I can currently relate.

Not only do they film in Miami, so I get to see all sorts of scenery that I see when I visit mi amigo Grudly Mankinko, but they have the greatest actor in history, Bruce Campbell, in a strong supporting lead.

I love this show. It's got Bruce, it's got Miami, and it just kicks ass.

And we all know, Bruce Campbell is the man. He was Ash in the Evil Dead movies. He was Elvis in the art house flick Bubba Ho-Tep. And he was exceptional. He is, simply, The F-ing Man. Bruce Campbell is now in a hip, successful TV Show playing a great character and I couldn't be happier for him.

So, here are a couple of fun links in relations to this post. They are worth your time and attention.

BURN NOTICE rocks.


Bruce Campbell official website


Bruce Campbell is the Man.


Groovy.


Gimme some sugar, baby.

Sunday, February 1, 2009

Ok, The Prediction sucked.


Ok, my prediction sucked.
I congratulate all of my friends (and there are many) who are part of Steeler Nation.
The Pittsburgh Steelers are the Champions of professional football.
And I have Steeler ties, as Dan Marino is a Pittsburgh guy.
So there.
Nyah.
I feel bad for Warner. I still think he's Hall of Fame material. He won the Walter Payton Humanitarian Award before the game. He's earned it.
Crongrats Steeler Nation. It was a great game.
Go Dolphins!

The Prediction


Greetings, programs.
Haven't been on the blog in a while as I have been scrambling to find work after being uncerimoniously dismissed by another asshole named "Gary".
What is it with me and guys named "Gary"?
I fucking hate guys named "Gary".
The good news is that I expect to be employed next week and am looking forward to the new opportunity. This Company will have my support, as they are giving me a great opportunity, and they don"t employ any guys named "Gary".
So, with things looking good, I went to the NFL Experience yesterday at the RayJay and soaked in the Super Bowl experience. I'll share some pics as soon as I can figure out how to get them from Frisky's phone.
The NFL Experience was good, but crowded, so crowded that Basenji Mom could even pick out The Leeman's distinctive Orange Dan Marino Hall Of Fame jeresy out from the crowd. Still, I enjoyed it and felt good to be part of the Big Game At the End. (Anyone recognizing the XFL reference? Good. You're just as sad as me.)
So, even though I can tell you there will be about 75 percent Steelers fans there (I saw more cardnial fans on I-275 going home than I did at the NFL Experience), I'm thinking this:
If the Steelers can get pressure on Kurt Warner early, they will win.
However, in big games (and it don't get no bigger) never count out Kurt Warner. (And yes, I think he should be considered for the Hall of Fame. He's been in 3 Super Bowls, won one, and was a Super Bowl and League MVP.)
I'm not gonna count out Kurt Warner. Cardinals 28, Steelers 21.
And I'm ready to get my balls busted Steeler Nation.

Thursday, January 15, 2009

The end of an era

As of today, I am no longer employed by my now former employer.

I was given no chance to speak. I was simply told it was time for me to say goodbye.

After 5 1/2 years, goodbye.

It is sad that it came to this. But I always knew it would. I've seen too many other good people get sent down the same path for reasons that were even less clear than whatever reasons I was let go are.

Sad, but I'll bounce back. I'm The Leeman.

Friday, January 9, 2009

National Championships and what-have-you

Football thoughts, and a shocking revelation await you on this post.

First off, YOUR FLORIDA GATORS are National Champions! What an awesome game, and I'm glad to have gotten out of Strawberry Hell for a brief, shining moment to watch the game. What a game. Urban Meyer, Tim Tebow, Percy Harvin and the lot are one of the greatest teams in NCAA history. Oh it's true, it's true. It's great to be in Gator Nation.

Second, because of Strawberry Hell, I haven't had a chance to mention Sunday's NFL playoff game between my beloved Phins and the Baltimore Thugs. The Thug defense was simply better than our offense, and Chad Pennington didn't help matters much throwing atrocious interceptions.

Still, what a great turnaround. From 1-15, to 11-5, AFC East Champs, knocking the Patsies and Jets out of the playoffs and getting the Jets head coach fired... well, from a Dolfan standpoint, what you got there is a pretty successful season, my friend. It's great to be in Dolphin Nation.

Also.... why is the media so enamoured by Ray Lewis? Didn't he kill a guy once? Huh.

Anyway, right now I like the Eagles to win in the NFC and the Raven look tough to beat in the AFC. We'll see.


Now, for a shocking revelation.

2008 was probably my greatest football year ever. Consider, I went to..

  • The Capitol One Bowl, Gators vs Michigan on New Years Day 01/01/08.

  • The Orlando Predators vs the Tampa Bay Storm, Arena Football.

  • The Tampa Bay Bucs vs the Seattle Seahawks, where they retired Mike Alstott's jersey at the half.

  • The Miami Dolphins vs the Oakland Raiders

  • And the British Columbia Lions vs the Edmonton Eskimos in Vancouver, BC.

Think about it.

How many people do you knwo who took in a NCAA game, a NFL game, a CFL game and an AFL game in the same year?

Not many, I'll bet.

Plus I won The Grudiron against Grudly Mandinko.

The Leeman.

Truly a FOOTBALL GOD.

Wednesday, January 7, 2009

The last of 2008 pics....

... because it's just time to move on. BTW, 2009 has kinda sucked already.
BC Place, Vancouver British Columbia, BC Lions vs Edmonton Eskimos CFL game.


At Mike Alstott's retirement at halftime of the Bucs/Seahawk game.


Phins/Raidas, 2008. Raidas lose. Mike Guerdon is sad.


Leebo is at the Arena League Predators/Storm game.
It sucks that there will be no War on I-4 this year.



Little Big Horn. Warriors died there.

Mt. Rushmore from the cavern.

Down at the end of Walnut Street early in the mornin', Hollyweird, FL.


Space Ghost wishes you a merry christmas before he blasts you.

Surf City, NC.


Leebs and the U.S.S. North Carolina on the Cape Fear river, Wilmington NC.


The view from Lally Farms driveway, Abbotsford BC.


Thursday, January 1, 2009

Yet still even more of 2008: The year that was....

There are miles and miles of this past the mountains in Washington state.


Last Stand Hill, where Custer died, Little Big Horn, Montana.

Duke Newcombe on Angel.

Ye Old Falcon Pub, Davie Florida

Jimob's in Key Biscayne, FL - Mike Guerdon thinks THAT is a helpful sign.

Leebo's at Jimbo's. There's no place like Jimbo's.

Thank God they saved Jimbo's.

This drink got me trashed (along with several of it's kind) at the Salty Dog, Sarasota, FL.

This is what passes for art in Vancouver.

Right before Michelle called the cops on me. Again.

Maryann wants to know where the damn fire is.

Alexis is just being goofy.

Leebo's paying his respects to The King, Memphis, TN.

Sunset over Pass a Grille beach, St. Petersburgh, FL.

No, Deb and Christie haven't been drinking. They've been... uh..... Ok, they've been drinking.

Still yet even more of 2008: The year that was...

Grud at the bar, where he belongs. Hard Rock Cafe, Miami, FL.



The Leeman's drinkin' daquaris in Savannah, GA


C-Lish and Leeboski at the Eric Clapton Gig, Tampa, FL

Slowhand rocks.

Grouse Mountain, Vancouver B.C., I'm pointing at BC Place.


The Seawall at Sundown, 10pm, Vancouver BC. (Grouse Mountain is where the lights are on the mountain behind me).

Crazy Horse Memorial, Rapid City, South Dakota.

The fire alarm is located to BB King's left, Beale Street, Memphis, TN.