THE SINGLE GAYEST CAR EVER...

This.... well, for lack of a better term.... car, was parked outside the Super 8 the night me and Alex came stumbling back from Vancouver.

This is the single gayest car I have ever seen.

How gay is this car? This car is too macho for Richard Simmons.

THAT'S HOW GAY THIS CAR IS.

How gay is this car? It doesn't look like a whole penis, just the tip of one.

THAT'S HOW GAY THIS CAR IS.

How gay is this car? The fucking hubcaps are painted pink.

THAT'S HOW GAY THIS CAR IS.

So, I'm thinkin' some chicks, possibly hot, possibly homely, are driving this car around for their company, whatever company is gay enough to have a car like this. (Ben-Gay?)

No dice. We saw the car on the open road the next day.

It was being driven by two MALES.

(Again, for lack of a better term.)

So the next time you bitch about your company, remember this:

this thing could be your company car.

THAT'S HOW GAY THEIR JOB IS.