Leebo on Leebo

I am a man who doesn't eat all of his fries. Well, rarely.

I am a man who constantly reaches for the impossible, never gets it, and doesn't learn a damn thing from it. And keeps reaching anyway. What a douche.

I'm a man who hates karoke. Any and all karoke.

I'm a man who will act like he cares that someone fell down the stairs. But deep down, after years of watching The 3 Stooges and The Marx Brothers, there will be a large piece of me that still thinks it’s funny.

I'm a man who loves Florida. Not the Mom from "Good Times". I mean the state.

I'm a man who feels, whether good or bad, that he is blessed to have met the people he has met. Most of them, anyway.

I'm a man who doesn't believe Hip-Hop "music" is Evil... because Evil never sounded that bad. And real, true Evil has better things to do than irritate people at intersections.

I'm a man that thinks a bad marketing name for an Alernative Country Music band would be "Constant Negro".... but a good marketing name for an Alternative Country Music band would be "Redneck Nutsack". Hey... it's just marketing.

I'm a man who enjoys a chilled shot of Crown with a cherry from Michelle. And a cherry in the glass is welcomed as well.

I'm a man who thinks Free Comic Book Day should be a National Holiday. There are people who do not agree with me. Many of these people are Yuppies and never agreed with me anyway. Many of them don't even think I'm funny.

I'm a man that has been told, more than once, that I really understand people. Which is funny to me. Because I don't really understand people. At all.

I'm a man who wonders about my future right now. Once I'm comfortable with my life again, I'll be in my bathrobe drinking White Russians. Actually, I did that before.

I'm a guy who's so shlocky, I think The Creed of Doc Savage is cool.

I'm a man who bristles with rage when I hear about anyone hurting animals, yet I truly believe the cats who scratched my car must DIE.

I'm a man who believes that an alternate name for the Led Zeppelin movie "The Song Remains The Same" should be "Let's All Look At Robert Plant's Penis". If you've seen the movie, you know what I mean.

I'm a man that feels he can learn a thing or two from you. Unless you're a dick.

I'm a man ending this post and now to eat a bowl of cereal and watch cartoons.