Earlier today, that wierd sensation you felt was a deviation in the space/time continuum caused by myself and Mike Guerdon.You see earlier today, Mike Guerdon sent me an email assulting and maliging me. As he's prone to do.
Said email had Mike Guerdon saying hurtful, questionable and deviant things about myself and my character. In other words, the usual.
So I responded in turn, with the picture featured above, and the following response.
I think Mike Guerdon sums up in the picture how I feel about Mike Guerdon.
Leave it to Mike Guerdon to cleverly articulate my feelings about Mike Guerdon.
Mike Guerdon... flipping off... Mike Guerdon.
Thanks, Mike Guerdon.
Yer a gock.
Leave it to Mike Guerdon to cleverly articulate my feelings about Mike Guerdon.
Mike Guerdon... flipping off... Mike Guerdon.
Thanks, Mike Guerdon.
Yer a gock.
But I did not know what I had done, until I'd done did it.
I had arranged for Mike Guerdon... to flip off Mike Guerdon.
The effect is similar to having matter touch anti-matter, which in large doses, say, with large celestial objects, creates a big, fat boom.
In smaller doses, it just messes with the time/space continuum.
And Mike Guerdon, being a massive celestial object himself, doesn't do anything in small doses.
Fortunately, the rest of the universe doesn't seem to care, so no boom today.
However, if you see dogs and cats living together, well, to quote John Belushi after he smashed the guitar in ANIMAL HOUSE... sorry.
Now that's over, I'm going to see what's on TV tonight.
HUH?
"Mike Guerdon Controls The Universe"? 8pm, NBC?
Huh.
I thought they canceled that show.
I had arranged for Mike Guerdon... to flip off Mike Guerdon.
The effect is similar to having matter touch anti-matter, which in large doses, say, with large celestial objects, creates a big, fat boom.
In smaller doses, it just messes with the time/space continuum.
And Mike Guerdon, being a massive celestial object himself, doesn't do anything in small doses.
Fortunately, the rest of the universe doesn't seem to care, so no boom today.
However, if you see dogs and cats living together, well, to quote John Belushi after he smashed the guitar in ANIMAL HOUSE... sorry.
Now that's over, I'm going to see what's on TV tonight.
HUH?
"Mike Guerdon Controls The Universe"? 8pm, NBC?
Huh.
I thought they canceled that show.
No comments:
Post a Comment