Since I am blogging about my recent visit to Canada, I need to send a shout-out to my friend Corsetti. He took The Big Leeboski to the Raptors/Pacers game at the Air Canada Center, thus further cementing the great bond Canadians and Americans share, aside from our mutual hatred of Geroge Bush.
John shows me a good time in Toronto whenever I visit. He's a good cat, a handsome man (apparently) and a credit to Canadian society. He's a truck broker, but he's ok anyway. Go figure.
Here, The Fabulous John Corsetti displays why Canadian beer technology is more advanced than our own. BEHOLD! The Canadian Plastic Beer Cup You Get At The Game!
This cup is literally drunkard-proof. It comes with a lid. This lid is on this beer cup so tight that by the time a drunk got the damn thing off he'd be sober again. AMAZING!
The endentured hump on the lid is where you drink the Molson's, drip, drop and spill-free. BRILLIANT! My hump. My hump. My lovely beer-drinking hump...
I had a great time at the game. The Raptors lost, but The Leeman won. Props to Big John Corsetti, Canadian, hockey player, truck broker, all-around good guy. Come to the US and I'll take ya and yours around Florida. I guaren-damn-tee it.
Thanks for the good times, amigo!
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